Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Failed Pickles..


Ackkkk!!!!

The foul stench of rotting dill and fermenting pickles assaults my fair and fine tuned senses.

Day 1: Saturday Halifax Farmers Market! Finally bought a couple of pounds of pickling cukes.. darling little dudes they were

Day 2: Set them up in a heavy brine solution to "do their thing" overnight before canning the next day.. heat wave commences

Day 3: Heat wave smacks us in the face, full force... no canning going on in this apartment.

Day 4: Awake to the foul stench combo aforementioned. Didn't have the stomach to rid humanity of the frothing mess before work. Tackled the bowl of disgust around midnight when I returned home to an apartment permeated with the death-stink of heatwave-fermenting dill cucumbers. Strained off the froth and brine and then double bagged our dearly departed cukes.. off to the bin for those lovelies.

Day 5: Craving pickles.

Day7: ? As for what the future holds, I'm surely no reliable source... but I do plan on starting the process again, safely into Sunday when this accursed heat wave will break with a predicted hurricane. I mean really.. how civilized would that be to be canning, safe and secure, while the tempest rages? Spot of tea with your crumpet?

p.s. Photo was stolen from the interwebs.. I didn't have the heart to take a picture of my epic pickle fail..

Thursday, August 13, 2009

A place for vegan fondant adventures, quilting attempts and canning achievements..


Day one:

Since I've got the morning all to myself, with a night shift starting at 4pm, I figure that now is the time to seize the day and finally attempt vegan fondant.

Attempt One - 1 cup of organic sugar, 1/2 cup water, good shake of cream of tartar. Well heck.. I didn't realize that boiling sugar can go from a happy and stable 175 degrees to a raging 300 degrees in the time it takes to check an email.. boo, boiled the pot clean and restarted with slightly less inflated sails

Attempt Two - Since the organic sugar is now down the drain, 1 cup white sugar, 1/2 cup water, good shake of cream of tartar. This batch is now setting up in the cooling pan.. seems to be far too dark and solid for a soft-ball stage.. but that sugar really seems to rage once it hits the threading stage. Will wait and see in half an hour after it's period of uninterrupted rest.

Here's the full recipe and method comprised from many online postings about vegan fondant:

2 cups of sugar
1 cup water
1/8 tsp. cream of tartar

Bring water and sugar to a boil in a narrow pot (less surface area in the bottom of the pot to reduce variations of temperature) and add cream of tartar. With candy thermometer firmly in place, leave the pot alone. On a medium heat, boil the sugar mixture until it reaches the soft-ball stage of 240 degrees*. At this point, you should pour the sugar into a prepared cooling pan or marble slab with barriers.
Let the sugar cool for at least 45 minutes, or until it is about room temperature.
Now, you need to work the sugar until it becomes quite white, creamy and opaque. Using a wooden spoon or heat-proof spatula, stir the sugar until you can knead it and continue on from there. This process may take up to 30 minutes of vigorous handling. If you are so lucky as to own a stand mixer, use the dough hook attachment and just givver.
Fondant then needs to be tightly wrapped in plastic wrap and let to ponder it's existence for at least 4 hours, best if you give it 24. It also keeps quite well in a low-humidity, cool environment for upwards of a month.. supposedly you can also freeze the wrapped balls of it for months.
Work fondant well with your hands to make it malleable once again before using in a project. The more that you play with it, the smoother and shinier it will become.

The ideal thickness for covering cakes is 1/4 inch. This allows for even coverage with sufficient ability to smooth out corners.
Colourings can be added to re-worked batches by adding a small amount of (preferably paste icing colourings) colour to the fondant as you're kneading it once again for the project.

Also, while you're working with batches of fondant and making small decorations, please make sure that you keep the main balls of fondant covered with a slightly damp cloth or tightly wrapped in plastic wrap. Air is an enemy to fondant! Once you wish to dry your decorations, leave them still for several hours, preferably overnight. Do not refrigerate your finished product, the humidity level in the fridge is too high and will cause your fondant to melt. (same thing for caramel apples, I ashamedly admit to figuring out)


*Please note my comments on this process above.. the tricky sugar will rapidly move from 200 upwards. You may wish to lower the temperature from this point onwards to better monitor the progress.